Wahala

 As a girl child, I started living with my unmarried uncle when I was 4 years old. 

It was an early morning routine for Uncle Udeh to rush into the bathroom after grabbing baby pears oil from the plastic basket. 

After a while,he whimpers and then turns on the tap to wash his hands. 

Yesterday I poured the whole menthol liquid into the pears container since it was finishing. 

In fact, to shorten the story,my uncle is in the hospital and the doctor said he needs a brand new manhood. 

I know the meaning of man, what's does hood means? I must save my uncle 🥺🥺🥺🥺


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